Joke of the Week Answer
Why did the dollar break up with the penny?
Because it had too much change.
What’s the difference between a budget and a diet?
Nothing. With both, you’re always thinking about what you can’t have.
Why was the credit card so calm?
Because it knew its limit.
Why did the piggy bank go to school?
To learn how to make more cents.
What do you call a budget that tells jokes?
A fun-d!
What do retirees and fine wine have in common?
They both get better with age… and a little patience.